• Photos by David Hansen
    A Main Beach mainstay, lifeguard recruits try out for coveted spots. Last day for applications is June 16 at 5 p.m. Check city site for more details.
  • Photos by David Hansen
    One of the best things at KelpFest. Why? Because it's a white shark eye!
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    Maybe the second best thing at this year's KelpFest, the whale pollution sculpture, made out of the crap we throw away that ends up in the ocean.
  • Photos by David Hansen
    It’s called Falun Dafa, aka Funny Poses on Main Beach. Relax, we know it’s meditation, and it’s free to learn every Saturday and Sunday from 9-10:30 a.m.
  • Photos by David Hansen
    Knowing former Councilmember Verna Rollinger, she probably would not mind that one of her old campaign signs is being used at KelpFest. She died May 26 at 77. 

Main Beach needs a new name

By David Hansen
Editor, Under Laguna
June 16, 2022
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If you need a diversion – a reminder of Laguna Beach’s quirky roots – go to Main Beach on any Saturday morning.

It’s like a cultural mashup of fitness, fellowship, proselytizing and protesting.

Consider June 4, for example. Despite a heavy overcast, there were lifeguard tryouts, a meditation group, a pro-life protest, support for the homeless, KelpFest, and of course, the usual volleyballers, dog walkers, runners, tourists, coffee drinkers and ocean swimmers.

It’s a sea of diversity. On paper, there’s really nothing to connect them. Except Laguna. Except the intangible thing that binds the soul.

For some, it’s the weekly activity with the regulars. Or maybe the joy of people watching. Giving back in service. Talking to strangers. Educating. Dreaming.

Say what you will about Main Beach – the outsiders, the bad restaurants, and those annoying flock of pigeons – but it is our life portal, our reflection that smiles back whenever we need it.

And on that Saturday, perhaps the best thing was KelpFest, our annual environmental festival that promotes all things kelpy. Anything that showcases shark eyes has to be the best. Frickin’ shark eyes … even in death, they follow you everywhere.

It’s always something on Main Beach, thankfully. Unfortunately, the name doesn’t do it justice – Main Beach. Kind of underwhelming, as names go. We should have a naming contest. I’ll start:

Center of the Universe. That’s my Main Beach. What’s yours?

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